the Wuzzle Files are not functioning properly...

Wuzzle Files...really? Really? You know someone named them Wuzzle files because they had an affinity for a Lion genetically mixed with a Bumble Bee.
Of course this just reminds me that I've just authorized the launch of a new online reporting tool...and instead of calling it ORT (Online Reporting Tool) I decided that we should call it the Online Reporting KiOsk...or

Yes...Orko...so more than 1k people will have to access Orko on a daily basis...all because I was bored with the corporate name already selected for the tool.
Beware of the Children of the 80's...all those 30 minute toy commericals have soaked deep into our brains