Ok so...Beware Children of the 80's

Okay so...I'm sitting here on a conference call...you know...a dry, boring conference call about why my automated phone system isn't behaving as expected...and then someone suddenly says...

the Wuzzle Files are not functioning properly...



Wuzzle Files...really? Really? You know someone named them Wuzzle files because they had an affinity for a Lion genetically mixed with a Bumble Bee.

Of course this just reminds me that I've just authorized the launch of a new online reporting tool...and instead of calling it ORT (Online Reporting Tool) I decided that we should call it the Online Reporting KiOsk...or


Yes...Orko...so more than 1k people will have to access Orko on a daily basis...all because I was bored with the corporate name already selected for the tool.

Beware of the Children of the 80's...all those 30 minute toy commericals have soaked deep into our brains