Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Ok so...Vag-jazzling!

Vajazzling: Crystals for Your Crotch

It’s no longer enough to show up on a first date with clean-shaven legs and hair-free armpits. Even a Brazillian won’t keep you on the cutting edge of the dating market. The latest trend in female accessorizing is vajazzling. Yup, you heard it: bedazzling for your vagina.

Word on the street is that this movement was started by Jennifer Love Hewitt as she was rebounding from a particularly horrible breakup. To get vajazzled, you must first wax off all the hair down there—every last strand. Then, head over to your nearest vagina-bedazzling studio and drop trou. As you lie spread-eagled in front of your vajazzling artist, she will adorn your woo-ha with Swarovski crystals in the design of your choice for a mere $50.

5 comments:

Babaloo 4 U said...

How about Man-ginas?...Would that be back-door-jazzled or maybe AssJizzled...

Melanie said...

Yes, you can have this done for your mangina as well. And I got a horrified tweet from Felicia Day when I mentioned this on Twitter -- score!

Anonymous said...

Ok Taffy... show us your Vajazzle!

Taffy said...

I am a lady! Besides...That thing would look like a Chandelier...

Kimichi Tsuzuku said...

Its sad that my first two thoughts were

a) John Goodman

b) A celebrity skank "wardrobe malfunction" is imminent