Vajazzling: Crystals for Your Crotch
It’s no longer enough to show up on a first date with clean-shaven legs and hair-free armpits. Even a Brazillian won’t keep you on the cutting edge of the dating market. The latest trend in female accessorizing is vajazzling. Yup, you heard it: bedazzling for your vagina.
Word on the street is that this movement was started by Jennifer Love Hewitt as she was rebounding from a particularly horrible breakup. To get vajazzled, you must first wax off all the hair down there—every last strand. Then, head over to your nearest vagina-bedazzling studio and drop trou. As you lie spread-eagled in front of your vajazzling artist, she will adorn your woo-ha with Swarovski crystals in the design of your choice for a mere $50.