...then please have the decency to greet me.
I was at the Target today, buying two polo shirts, swedish fish and the new Vanessa Williams CD (of course I was...), when I brought my items to the check out line. Kristen was about 17, long stringy blond hair, weighed about 14 pounds wet, looked at me, looked at my items, then started scanning them. I gave her about 10 seconds before I said, "HI! HOW ARE YOU!?!"
I think she may have pooped her pants a little.
I will say this, she sure as hell said "Have a nice day!" to me when I left :)