Ok, So Fucking Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

So, in a weird turn of events, my Mac crashed two days after Taffy's did. Almost the exact same issue. Luckily, we both have AppleCare and our issues were fixed for free. I reloaded my computer's info with Time Machine, and, unlike Taffy, I seemed to be having no problems with the files and programs.

Seemed.

See, when I went to listen to the video Taffy posted below about the dog, I only got about fifteen seconds into it. Not because of the content, but because the sound was...off. Further investigations showed that I do not have sound coming out of my right speaker. Further investigation into THAT shows that there is nothing Apple Care can do from their help desk, and I have to take it BACK to the store that fucked it up so that they can fix it.

So, I will almost definitely be told that they will get to it as soon as they can (read: Monday) and that I will be computer-less this weekend. So, this is a pre-emptive announcement that we will be going another week with no show for you guys. I hope I'm wrong.