Ok, So How FUCKING Stupid Do You Have To Be?

This woman got into the tank ON PURPOSE. Seriously. On. Purpose.

Fucking idiot. She should have been eaten.

Ok so, What would Princess Banana Hammock think?

A British teenager has changed his name to 

"Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined." 

The record-breaking name, now thought to be the world's longest, was the idea of music graduateGeorge Garratt, 19 George Garratt, 19.He changed his name by deed poll online for $20 last week. Captain Fantastic said: "I wanted to be unique. I decided upon a theme of superheroes."

Captain Fantastic joins a number of people with unusually long names, including Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, a girl born in Texas in 1984. The teenager, from Glastonbury, Somerset, added that while he thought the new name was "crazy," his grandmother was no longer speaking to him.