Ok, So Like An Abused Partner Coming Back For More...

"It's ok, Taylor.  I won't "Hard Candy" you again, I swear.  I've changed.  You can buy my CD.....There you go, Mommy Madonna will make everything better....and thanks for buying the Deluxe Edition.....sucker....snort!"

I'm loyal to my divas to a fault.  I'm looking at you, too Miss Jackson.  Sigh....