Thursday, November 10, 2011

Ok, So A Serious Question We Can Talk About Whilst Feeling Dirty

So, here's that kid from Jerry McGuire.  Apparently, he's doing MMA or something now, and there are pictures of him in some quasi-porn moves all over the interwebs.  Look at this pic, then think about the kid from Jerry McGuire.  Now look at this pic again.  Now feel that wave of self loathing and disgust re: the things you're thinking, Rodan.

Anywho, the question I have, and I would like an honest and/or informative answer, is about the tattoo on his side.  Clearly, it's a Star of David, a well known Jewish symbol.  But I thought it was forbidden for Jewish people to get tattoos.  Does anyone know if this kid's tats are kosher?

Also?  Kinda weird nipples.  Ok, that's all.


Taffy said...

He reminds me of someone...someone who lollipop used to date...

Taylor The Latte Boy said...

You're least in the nipples.

Oh wait, should I have no said that?

Matt from Chicago said...

OK, so, no, it's not kosher for him to have the tattoo. Leviticus 19:28 (KJV) "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

He might be doing it to be ironic.

Although I think it's a (tragic) hoot when tattooed douches use Leviticus to deny us our civil rights.