1.) Tyce Diorio (sp?) is a do
uchebag. I don't get the whole trying to be more than he is during auditions. We get it, you're a choreographer, but you sir, are no Mia Michaels. And what's with that stupid tattoo on the back of your neck. You're a dick. Shut up!
2.) The first episode with the top 20 was a great show, but I couldn't help but feel that the judges preened and swooned over all 20 contestants - there wasn't a lot of "You didn't get it,"
where a couple of times there needed to be (I even said to Babaloo during the Bollywood number, "They're going to rip them apart. They aren't in sync at all." Imagine my surprise when they told them how great they were.)
3.) This may be the first time I watch SYTYCD Taffy style and fast forward through Mary Murphy's commentary. She's kinda an asshole. The line she had about Botox was very funny, though. But the screaming. If you scream when every person finishes their routine, then it doesn't really matter when you do it, Mary.
4.) I think that the male dancer who went home this week was appropriate (Not saying who for those of you who didn't get to see the show yet.) I was a little disappointed about the girl who went home, but out of the three dancers who danced for their lives, hers was the weakest. And every time I looked at her, I thought of Mac Tonight from the 80s.
5.) I would totally wear more hats if I could look like Napoleon (of Tab
itha and Napoleon)....I would like to do bad things to him..and does anyone else thing Tabitha kinda looks like the mom on Malcolm in the Middle?
6.) Dirty old man comment: I am crushing on Jonathan (and I checked the website - he's 21.)