*staggers around clutching eyelids*OH MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BUUUUURRRRNNNSSSSS!*Slaps wet towel to eyeballs and whines*Barney Fife was a sperm donor!!!! Oh the horror! The Incredible Miss Limpit is online. Damn you Al Gore for inventing the internet and taking my vision!!!Damn you!!!!!!!!
I don't know what is harder to look at her drooping eye or the frizzy red mullet that really need a de-frizzer. Ugh can we say riden hard and put away wet?Gods.
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