Ok, So Taffy Will Be Thrilled To Know....

...I watched ALL my trash TV tonight - Biggest Lobster, ANTM, and Project Runway.....

without spoiling any of them for anyone, I feel....

-Tyra confirmed tonight she is, in fact, bat-shit crazy.

-The makeovers tonight were the most bland of all the cycles I've watched.

-Clark looks like Sarah Jessica Parker with her new hair...and NOT in the good way.

-Was anyone else waiting for Isis' thang to flop out during her photo shoot?

-Cross-eyed Jillian, while one of my favorites, is nothing more than the head cheerleader who knocks the books out of the fat AV girls arms in the hallway, then yells at her to pick them up.

-Biggest Lobster is going to have to work harder to keep me interested this season.

-Pie is good while you're watching said Biggest Lobster.

-The one guy on a husband wife team looks like he beats the shit out of said wife.  Regularly. (You'll be able to figure out which team if you watch it.)

-You could tell which team was going home if you watched the 15 minute preview of the season if you were paying attention.

-Three words.  Silver. Dollar.  Nipples.

-The Moms on PR?  Three more words.  Pretty.  On.  Parade.  Jesus, did they bring the drag queens back from the previous challenge?

-The winning outfit?  Not my favorite, but I'm glad that it wasn't the other top two designer.  I am growing to hate him/her more and more.  One trick pony.

-The losing outfit?  It should have gone home.  It was ridiculous.  It didn't help that unmotivated bloated Rumer Willis was wearing it as well.

-Has Hiedi always had that thing on her chin?

-Babaloo experienced the pugs anal glands tonight for the first time.  Had nothing to do with the shows, but it was kinda funny.