Today I had to run to the grocery store for eggs... I am in the "Under 10 Items" Lane when the women ahead of me realizes that she has forgotten something and would I mind if she just ran and got it...
So I have a minute to count the already 12 items on the aisle...
and she comes back with an additional FIVE!
(can of Tuna, can of sliced pineapple rings, 1 bulb of Garlic, paper towels, and a bag of Hersheys miniatures)
She smushes by the now four people waiting
(because "I've already started ringing her and I'ld have to cancel the whole transaction to check you out")
When she turns to all of us and, with a smile on her face says to me
"You have a carton of 18 eggs there...You know this line is for 10 items and under...hahahhahahahhahaha"
Death Becomes her.
4 comments:
omg why are people so FUCKING ignorant. yeah i would of for sure punched the inconsiderate bitch in the face or as Dane Cook might say, "Upper cut a tant" I hate people and their snide remarks that aren't even funny. what was the ladies face like when ringing her up? was this walmart. cause everytime i go to walmart you either get the bastards that hate their jobs or the overly excited ones that are fake. grrrr...taffy you have started a war in my brain.
What a bottle of douche. You should've kicked her in the baby maker.
Been there, done that, called manager, and had said person ejected from the "Express Line". Done and done!
Too bad Neiman Marcus doesn't have a Food Hall like Harrods. These incidents would not occur.
I would have replied with "...and HOW many sheets of paper towel are on that roll?"
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