So far this morning I have cleaned out the pantry, swept and mopped the floor and... wait for it... IRONED the napkins! Somebody stop me!!! An apron with Pearls is the next stop...
I love to clean house. I would love to help you next time. I have been known to wash a person's dishes that were piled up in the sink. I like things to be spic and span...except getting down and dirty sex! You know what I mean. I have been listening to your podcast so I know your passion for the hubby!
Hmmm...I'm going out tonight and I'm hungry like a wolf.
I think there's something in the air. Last night I cleaned and disinfected the LitterMaid, disinfected its corner in the laundry room, did two loads of laundry and washed the sofa/cushion covers.
My husband came out from his office, looked around and said, "Who are you and what did you do with my wife?"
I told him that there's a hamper in the bedroom for a reason and he couldn't expect the Laundry Fairy to pick up his boxer shorts from the floor and deposit them in said hamper. He fled back to his office. Hmmph.
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Taffy,
I love to clean house. I would love to help you next time. I have been known to wash a person's dishes that were piled up in the sink. I like things to be spic and span...except getting down and dirty sex! You know what I mean. I have been listening to your podcast so I know your passion for the hubby!
Hmmm...I'm going out tonight and I'm hungry like a wolf.
Your Nashville Friend,
Thom
I think there's something in the air. Last night I cleaned and disinfected the LitterMaid, disinfected its corner in the laundry room, did two loads of laundry and washed the sofa/cushion covers.
My husband came out from his office, looked around and said, "Who are you and what did you do with my wife?"
I told him that there's a hamper in the bedroom for a reason and he couldn't expect the Laundry Fairy to pick up his boxer shorts from the floor and deposit them in said hamper. He fled back to his office. Hmmph.
you know you already have a pearl apron hanging in the closet...between the chaps and the nurse's uniform...
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