Ok so...I was ROBBED...Literally

Okay so...I was minding my own business on Saturday when I got a call from the Sprout. He was like...are you sitting down...

So I immediately started panicking...thinking that the ex may have gone into a homicidal rage and killed his new boyfriend or was sitting in a jail cell. Interestingly enough...the Bi-Polar ex now works for the Postal Service...but I digress

Anyway...so he said that the house was still standing...

I was like...yeah. Good.

...But it was broken into.

And that the front windows were broken, the stove was stolen, the lawnmowers (one of which belongs to the twink BF), the window AC units, the rest of the powertools and some other items left in the house by my postal ex.

The Stove...really...c'mon...it was a piece of crap. And did they have to take the cheapo AC units that are in the wall not in a window...so now the whole house is open to the world. UGH.

So Yippee!