Okay....so...I've made a couple of decisions regarding Tween mega star Zac Efron -
1. He either has an unfortunate addiction to tanning OR the scientists who were cloning him from other teen 'hearttrobs' accidently dropped too much pigment into the batch.
2. Within 1 year of Zac Efron coming out of the closet and the MTV/VH1 show (depending on his age at the time of coming out) chronicling that journey the following things will happen
- Gay Marriage will be universally accepted and the Right Radicals will be outlawed
- Straight guys will suddenly reveal their inner-gay...pushing the 'metrosexual' movement into a homosexual movement...tripling the size of the gay community.
3. Zac Efron's love of an overweight girl in 'Hairspray' will radically change the body image for girls around the world. Fat will be in...and as a byproduct of the movie's success...race relations will advance 20 yrs overnight.
And who said that kids engineered to be stars can't make a difference in this world.
Well...or in 10 yrs we will be watching the True Hollywood Story of Zac Efron and he will be flipping burgers at Sonic and at 28 he will look 58 because of his tanning and drug addictions.
Really...it could go either way.
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If this were an evening news show, this is where I would be saying...."Uhhh, thanks, Rodan for your commentary. And now, here's Taffy with weather. Looks like another wet and sticky one today, Taffy?" And Taffy would say, "Yes, Taylor, and it's going to be hot out, too..."
(rimshot!)
I live with a tween...Zac is the BOMB!!!
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