Ok, so it's come to this.....

So I'm going to be a guinea pig for a local research company. A client of mine told me about how she and her son made 100 bucks a piece hanging out by the pool the other day trying on sunscreen. She said all you had to do was go sign up, and they call you when they have possible products that you would be able to use. Nothing ingestible, I think - mostly lotions and eyedrops and junk. Hey, I can always use the money and maybe I'll get free stuff from it. I'll let you all know how it works out. They said I just missed some trials, but they'll be in touch..

...I'll end up in a lab someplace with cigarettes coming out of my ass or something, I just know it......

HOLY SHIT - My cat has a lizard in his mouth and is sitting at my back door (literally - not my butt...)