Tonight, the jaugernaut, that is America's Next top Model new season premiers. Now we all know that secretly Taylor is America's next top model, however, he justs practices his runway moves for the pugs.
Tyra and Co. will start their make up fest again with the usual parade of skinny, vapid (and lets face it, ugly without all the makeup) ladies who will kiss each others butts until the camera rolls.
There will be one size 8 girl who will make it a few weeks, until they tell her that she needs to work on her hands or something, and then she will be history. Maybe now that Tyra herself is a bit...um...reubanesque..she may keep them around a little longer. There is no question that the makeup artists are amazing, and that with a little hair extentions and some well placed props, you can create a fabulous illusion.
Some of the pictures that are taken are usually very beautiful. And ok..maybe some of the girls as well...damn whores.
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We will expect episode updates from you weekly, Taffy. You can be a color commentator.
"Now would you consider that to be grape or aubergine?"
What did you think after watching an original episode?
My favorite did not make it to the top 13.
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