OK, SO, I can't stand Beyonce....actually, it's not so much that I can't stand her as much as I can't stand the concept of her...She sort of defines "Jack of all trades, master of none" to me....She's a singer (eh - anyone can warble HeeeeYYYeeeeYYYeeeYYYeeeeeeYYYYYeeeeeeYYYY! EEEvvvvvvveeeeeRRRRReeeeeyyyyyyeeeeee WWWWWOOooooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOONNNNnnn!), actress(um, have you ever heard her talk? She sounds uneducated - worse part is, you know some marketing person told her to talk that way to give her "cred"), and sells crap like makeup. Now, she's on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated swmsuit edition, a magazine that the librarians wouldn't put out at my Catholic high school, you know, to prevent masturbation and stuff....Please, if I was gonna spank it at school, it's the OTHER weeks that they would have needed to put that magazine away for me....
That being said, she looks hot here....dammit....
Still I like to think of her more like this....
(p.s. No, I never spanked it at school.....)
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