Ok, So Ladies and Gents, The Comedic Cool Menthol Stylings of Mr. Pat Gaik....r

Pat from Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast came up with a some ideas for the official PiMC T-shirts for the day after Thanksgiving. As always, he outdid himself:

Black baseball caps embroidered with PIMC on the back and on the front:

Taffy: Black Friday Top
Taylor: Black Friday Bottom
Rodan: Black Friday Bottom Bitch
Babalu: Black Friday Backup Bottom
Tank: I Stayed At Home

Everyone dresses all in black and Taffy can make buttons to distribute as she sees fit:

Out of my way
I saw it first
Drop it or I will cut you
Black Friday Ninja
I (heart) Black Friday
Tickle this, Elmo
Shouldn't it be "African American" Friday? (My personal favorite - TtLB)
Black Friday Prisoner of War
Black Friday Interment Camp Counselor
Black Friday: Buy Humbug
Black Friday Shoppers Do It In The Dark