Ok, so Barry is coming to visit, apparently....

So it's my first weekend alone in the house....I'm all ready to get some things done around here, such as laundry and what not, figure I will grab a burger later, make myself an iced chai, and snuggle under a blanket made of pugs as I read some comics I bought....

Then I get this text page on my work phone.

Tropical Storm Barry has formed in the Gulf of Mexico. Expect large amounts of rain and heavy winds. Stay tuned for updates re: patient care and possible evacuations.

Are.

You.

Fucking.

Kidding.

ME?!?!?

(apparently not)