MTV is about to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show." That's our cue to go back to bed. This is obviously a bad nightmare and we must wake up.
The ugly and mean whores at MTV said they will use the original screenplay, but may add new music. GOD NO! They are aiming for a Halloween 2009 release. So, it's official. October 31, 2009 is the day we all spontaneously combust.
Casting has not yet been announced
Brad= Shia La Barf
ReplyDeleteJanet=jessica simson
Frankenfurter= Alexis Arquete
Magenta= Gwen Stephani
Columbia= Natalie Portman
Rocky= Nick Jonas
Kill Me right F*#$king NOW!
Somewhere, the absolutely gross Alan Cumming is launching a massive campaign to play Frank N Furter. MTV will show ONE ounce of class if they pass on that casting.
ReplyDeletePlease let this never materialize! This is a classic!
ReplyDeleteCLASSIC!
THATS SUCH BULLSHIT IM PISSED
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