Last night, our waiter ( who was very cute and in his mid-20's) at a local quasi-nice restaurant uttered the following phrases...infront of my children...and my mother...
"The Gay waiters here love it when I grab their butt in the "Bowling ball hold"
"I am such a whore...you would not believe what I will do for a tip"
"Oh...You mean Tits!"
"Jesus, your still in high school...I need to go back in the back and spank myself"
To find out which restaurant and the aftermath...tune in to our next podcast...
I'm stating for the record I do NOT want to hear this story until you tell it to me on the podcast....I want it to be fresh....
ReplyDeleteI hate all day meetings :(
I can't wait to hear how this story ends!!!
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Episode 7 and 20 were my favorites as well. But I love the format with you all just sitting around, talking and telling stories. It's Hilarous and I just laugh myself silly!
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