Okay so…
I’m traveling. I’m not a great traveler. First…there is always the FrankenFoot…which although mostly healed still blows up and gets uncomfortable (and occasionally) locks up while walking post flight.
Second… I’m traveling for my new company, which translates into no destinations are within 1-2 legs…3 is the minimum to travel between contact centers. No matter how long or short the flights…not fun to go up and down 3+ times.
Third…well..third is the best part. People watching across the country. You see all kinds at the airports…and when you are traveling from rural regional airport to International hub…you literally get to see each and every type of traveler, Family, Business Road Warrior, College students on their way to school…and then there are the GAYs.
In case your GayDar is broken I have developed a few ways for you to identify the Homo’s at the Airport.
One – Is it 5am and the guy sitting next to you…looks like he may have just come from a club. Cute shirt, perfect hair, trendy belt….he may be a homo.
Two – Is the guy obviously over the age of 35 (looks closer to 40 – a telltale sign of hard living) with hair that is not age appropriate…think middle-aged white guy with a faux hawk. Honey that may have worked for you to get a twink into bed last night…but this morning…well…you look kinda pathetic. Another rule…Faux Hawks and the shirt and tie…they really don’t go together.
Three - wearing a Holister shirt that is pulled so tightly his over-built chest that his nipples are popping out. Straight guys…real straight guys…they don’t wear shirts to tight you can bounce a quarter off them. And really…do you have to wear a sleeveless version of said shirt…no wonder straight guys are afraid of us.
Of course my favorite ‘mo of the travel week was the sleeveless skin tight Holister shirt with faux hawk who was at least in his late 30’s with a fake tan and ‘you should go under the knife’ wrinkles.
I appreciate that you guys spend more time at the gym than I do, but C’MON!
Anyway…I’m back in Monroe and I’m Single
you'll understand a little better when you get closer to 40, young man, and those sure signs of hard living set in...
ReplyDeleteI personaly like the faux hawk and tie combo (enter the comment, "You kinda would") I think it doesn't matter what your age, if you can pull it off and it is weight appropriate. I can totaly see Taylor in a mini skirt and legwarmers...is that wrong???
ReplyDeleteOk, so why you bringing me into this?
ReplyDeleteWelcome back to the blog, Rodan.
And Taffy, you're a twit.
I am kinda jealous...but not that jealous. These guys really disturbed me.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes...the effects of hard living are already starting to set in.